A Nasty Monday Surprise

Earlier tonight I thought I'd have a regular Monday night workout at the gym. I expected the normal Monday unpleasantness -- a little extra crowding -- every bench being monopolized by meat heads trying to make their chests look like baboon asses. But tonight, another unpleasantness lurked in the locker room. Someone had a very bad night indeed, but how rude of him to scare so many other people, by leaving his shitty underwear in a locker. I'm sorry he totaled his shorts, but how uncool to leave his briefs with a wet doodoo pie center like a booby trap in an unlocked locker.