Weird Dude at the Gym

A weird dude really made the downtown 24 hour fitness locker room feel like a bath house the other day. As I was walking out, the dude was standing naked in front of a tv (probably because he knew people would look there when they heard the tv), one foot up on the bench with his hand flailing around his crotch. I can only assume he was zealously drying off his nether regions...at least that's what he wanted people to think. I hope he gets kicked out.